The hideous dining room table/anvil that has menaced the sanctuary where Bernini’s Altar of the Chair of St. Peter used to be before its destruction by liturgical revolutionaries is getting a traditional makeover.

That must be step one only. The Bernini Altar must be reconstructed, or a reproduction made and installed. Then sell tickets to watch the Anvil being destroyed, which ought to cover expenses.

Unless it needs to be carried to the crack of Mount Doom…