I know that you, my dear readers, really, really want to know what kind of glamorous lifestyle thetimman leads in his St. Louis-area estate. Tonight, I wanted to share a few pics of some of the wildlife that hang about the grounds:


Sure, raccoons can be a little testy, but isn’t he cute?

To quote Homer, “I call the big one bitey.” Perhaps a more cuddly animal photo might be soothing…


Well, now that I think about it, it is a pretty violent neighborhood.

But I can always relax indoors with a feast for the ages. Here’s what’s on tonight:

Mmmmm! Now, a subtle glass of a special something to wash it down:

There it is folks! No jealous emails!