I know that you, my dear readers, really, really want to know what kind of glamorous lifestyle thetimman leads in his St. Louis-area estate. Tonight, I wanted to share a few pics of some of the wildlife that hang about the grounds:
Sure, raccoons can be a little testy, but isn’t he cute?
To quote Homer, “I call the big one bitey.” Perhaps a more cuddly animal photo might be soothing…
Well, now that I think about it, it is a pretty violent neighborhood.
But I can always relax indoors with a feast for the ages. Here’s what’s on tonight:
Mmmmm! Now, a subtle glass of a special something to wash it down:
There it is folks! No jealous emails!
You’re no Fr. Z!
Why would you want to put soda into your body?! It is nothing but pure chemicals, and has absolutely no nutrional value. Hmm…I would have thought TheTimman might have more discrimnating taste. Surely you don’t allow you children to drink this toxic waste!!Sorry I couldn’t hold back, it is the little things that get me going.
I had no idea that St. Louis was so dangerous. 🙂
Wow! Nice plate of energy and you’re going to wash it down with carbonated sugar water? ? ? We need to talk about your vices. . . .I thought maybe you were showing us pictures of your children’s pets 😉
I’ve never had raccoon ragu. How is it? Nor possum pasta. Nor Squirrel spaghetti. That was the point of this right?They say these are hard times. And what says ALDI like Diet Rite?Hang tough. Others of us out here are trying on one income as well. BTW, what do you use for the critters? The legal pellet gun or the 22 caliber inside city limits?
Ken, you’re right about that.Dr. Snide, nice to know you are doing well! You have just been sucked into the vortex of the combox! I don’t know if you read that label, but it says PURE ZERO. So there is nothing harmful in it. :-)Rae, you have no idea. Next you’ll see TGL telling me that diet rite will cause my excommunication from the Church for being petty and non-progressive.cmziall, see me remarks to Dr. Snide: PURE ZERO.KC, I am not allowed to comment on my food acquisition techniques. It is different in Kansas.
Well, Pure Zero, then what’s the point? ? ? Other than a waste of money. :-p
P.S. Isn’t chlorine a chemical?http://splendatruth.com/page.jhtml?id=splendatruth/include/splenda_faqs.incQ: SPLENDA® Brand Sweetener contains chlorine. Is that safe?A: Yes, this is why every regulatory agency that has considered sucralose has approved it for use as a food ingredient.Chlorine is an element in daily life. It is a component of more complex molecules found in a number of foods (such as mushrooms, potatoes, peas, and lentils) and is a component of common everyday table salt. In the case of sucralose, chlorine is used to modify the structure of the sugar to produce the exceptionally stable no calorie sweetener, sucralose. There is no cause for concern about the safety of sucralose due to the presence of chlorine. Extensive research shows sucralose to be safe for use by everyone. Additionally, sucralose does not accumulate in the body and is not broken down in the body to release free chlorine or smaller chlorinated molecules. In fact, it is the presence of the chlorine atoms that prevents sucralose from being broken down in the body for energy, thus making sucralose non-caloric. And it is also the presence of the chlorine atoms that gives sucralose such great stability in cooking and baking. The availability of sucralose has widely increased our choices of enjoyable, lower-sugar, lower-calorie foods and beverages.
Quote from original post contains, “…hang about the grounds”I think thetimman has a compound vs. just grounds.The Peklet Mom’s Kid’s Dad
The good pictures leave me to believe you have a cage. Cages that trap wild animals can lead to dangerous situations. A young girl I know recently opened the door to her barn and was sprayed….. Yup, it took a lot of tomato juice.
Are your glamorous lifestyle and St. Louis area estate comparable to Joyce Meyer’s? Keep up the good work.
The Timman WISHES he had a compound.