Great news!

If you are not sure where to attend services, in a welcoming, non-threatening, inclusive, tolerant, no-pressure atmosphere, but have given up hope, there is a place for you.

Maybe you have bowed down before a Mohammedan king.

Maybe you have ordered millions of dollars to go to promoting the murder of little babies.

Maybe you have funded grotesque involuntary medical experimentation on little babies, which results in more murders.

Maybe you are tired of clinging to your religion and guns.

Maybe you find the natural law embarrassing.

Maybe you parted with your last pastor on bad terms.

Where to turn?

The Episcopal Church welcomes you. Take communion while you’re here.

P.S. No birth certificate necessary.