Franz: Liberals are so humane. They force us to make everything handicapped-accessible — from banana stands to NASCAR crew pits. They want special education funded by the taxpayer for every condition from autism to ennui. And then they do the math: If all these kids get out of the womb alive, they’re going to be too  expensive. So they try to intercept them before they acquire all those pricey “rights.” You want to see the liberal future? It’s a really fancy wheelchair lift, faced by an empty wheelchair.
Rayne: And your Tea Party future?
Franz: A high curb, faced by an old-fashioned wheelchair, with a real live person sitting in it. Like a real American, he’ll be complaining. Probably using his Blackberry to call a lawyer . . .