His Eminence Cardinal Burke says it is licit to request any pastor, including the pope, to resign.

“The request for resignation is in any case licit; anyone can make it in the face of whatever pastor that errs greatly in the fulfillment of his office, but the facts need to be verified.”

Ok then: assuming you ever validly assumed the Petrine office, Abdicate. Now.

Resign. Now. Turn yourself in to the civil authorities.

Resign. Now.

Resign. Now.

Go away?

Nighy-night, baby.

That’s just a start, but a good one.