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Major Religious Showdown Looms: This Time, the Methodists

01 Thursday Mar 2012

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Methodism can trace its roots to Anglicanism, which left the Church over divorce and remarriage.  Marriage survives as an institution to this day, though it is reeling.


Now they’ve gone too far.  Methodists are trying to take over the Fish Fry. 

No word from the Vatican yet. 

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Meatless Friday Friday: Mexican Food Edition

24 Friday Feb 2012

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Well and truly off topic and hopelessly local, but I couldn’t help but note the passing of the last remnants of the former local-legend Mexican restaurant line Casa Gallardo.  Ol’ Ramon Gallardo cashed in the franchise long ago, but several restaurants continued to operate the brand. 

Until now.

As a yoot on the mean streets of Jefferson County (yes, it explains a lot), heading north into the oh-so-high-class South St. Louis County for a meal at Casa Gallardo was like hitting Tony’s.  

I once broke up with a girl who ordered a hamburger instead of Tex-Mex.  True story. 

¡Adios, Casa Gallardo!

A Lenten Plan Anyone Can Get Behind

20 Monday Feb 2012

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At this point, I hope that you have your Lenten plan ready to roll.  If not, why not consider this whimsical plan devised by John Zmirak some years ago.  This is taken from the archives of the now defunct “Godspy” site, but perhaps Dr. Zmirak will forgive the liberty if I provide this link to Crisis Magazine, for which he now writes.

Top Ten Things for Mediocre Catholics to Give Up for Lent
Did your Lenten penances get lost in the desert? On April 1st, here are one bad Catholic’s ideas for making Holy Week suitably grim.
By John Zmirak


10. Schadenfreude: That warm, grim feeling of satisfaction you get from watching planes crash, stocks plummet and presidential candidates debate. Best to dampen this enthusiasm in preparation for a Holy Easter.
9. Foxhunting: Bloodsports are generally discouraged in the 40 days before Our Lord shed His.
8. Discussing the “spiritual problems” of a friend with everyone you know, “so they’ll remember to pray for him.”
7. Writing single-spaced letters of complaint to: a) The local bishop, b) The Vatican, or c) The Catholic League for Civil and Religious Rights.
6. Forwarding emails of the following types:

  • Jokes that make people groan audibly at their workstations—especially any and all puns
  • Chain letters disguised as lucrative “marketing tests” from Microsoft or St. Jude Novenas
  • News of epidemic diseases that are being “covered up by the Feds”
  • Recent, unapproved Marian apparitions that warn of “U.N. one-world government”
  • Memoirs of alien abductions (especially if true)
  • Last requests from terminally-ill kids that entail forwarding an email to all your friends. (Remember, the dying children can wait until the Resurrection!)
  • Nigerian-based financial scams.

5. Hand-rolled cigars or French cigarettes (smoking the cheap ones is a penance).
4. Visiting churches with appalling liturgies, just to count the abuses (see Schadenfreude, above).
3. Lingerie shopping and gun shows.
2. Lurid daydreams—romantic or violent—about your boss.
1. Conspiracy Theories (except those involving the Masons—these are always acceptable for Catholics).